I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.
I AM CRYING MY SISTER THINKS IM INSANE
Because that’s when they can come out without being seen
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT WAS NECESSARY
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors