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la princesa

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why is my face so against me???
day before school and I’m fucked up :’(

why is my face so against me???

day before school and I’m fucked up :’(

Tagged: #personal

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

trustnocabbie:

memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.

I AM CRYING MY SISTER THINKS IM INSANE

(Source: baelor)

prettymoss sent: Why are your posts so much creepier at night?

sixpenceee:

thequeengill:

sixpenceee:

Because that’s when they can come out without being seen 

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT WAS NECESSARY

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

teenofconeyisland:

any hot single dads wanna hire me to babysit their children

lesbang:

ashinychandelure:

calm down luigi

holy crap

lesbang:

ashinychandelure:

calm down luigi

holy crap

((must find desperate boy to take me to the movies and pay for everything))

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

bingtoolbarvevo:

excuse me

bingtoolbarvevo:

excuse me

(Source: bingtoolbar)

(Source: saki.sachishiba.com)